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Atentie!engleza exista aici....cititi shi spunati ce credeti
Sesshy Girl:I think I'm picking on Xellos too much. But then again, he won't be in my fairy tales.
Xellos: That's right.
S.G.: My podium has arrived!
Xellos: Stop that! I'm not your podium. I wasn't created to be a podium. I do not even look like a podium.
S.G.: Just a plain old black cone with designs. Your baby cones are cute though. ::giggle::
Xellos: They are cute when they attack poor unfortunate self-pitying dragons.
S.G.: They look so much like you. Did you name them?
Xellos: My babies last for three minutes so why would I...? Don't call them my babies! They're my minions.
S.G.: Did you name your babies after your 'friends', Mama Cone?
Xellos: They're not my babies! They're my minions! Don't call me Mama!
S.G.: At least you don't have bug babies like the over-worlders. I bet you named one Zelly.
Xellos: I have no friends, Sesshy Girl! Stop checking your e-mail every five minutes. You're acting like a stupid giggly fangirl.
S.G.: So what is wrong with that, my dear podium?
Xellos: Stupid fangirl.
S.G.: Can you make a baby for me?
Xellos: No! They're not babies! And I would never let you own one, just like you don't own character or anything else here. I wouldn't make one for you unless you were tying to destroy the world.
S.G.: But they're so cute. I would love having a little baby black cone protecting me and following me around and doing tricks-
Xellos: And killing people, I know.
S.G.: And I would name it Spike!
Xellos: ::groan::
S.G.: Tell you what. If you do a supporting role in this fic, I will not use you as a podium anymore.
Xellos: It's a little part, right?
S.G.: Of course, my co-hosting pervert.
Xellos: Very well.
S.G.: Good, read the script. Once upon a time there was there was servant of a great and powerful dark lord.
Xellos: Oh Shabby no! ::sweatdrop::
S.G.: The servant was so proud of his master and really happy to serve. And every once in a while, this servant would go up to a magic mirror and
say:
Val: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the coolest and powerful one of all?
Xellos as mirror : Demon Dragon King Gaav of course,
everyone bows to him in fear
I know, but if I don't say my lines exactly right,
Sesshy Gir will kick my cute little rear.
S.G.: Pleased with the answer, the servant would go off and cook his master's dinner.
Xellos: Well one day, his master didn't come home. Then a week went by and no sign of Lord Gaav. Worried, Valgaav raced to the mirror.
Val: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Why didn't my master come home at all?
Xellos: Because he got killed off by the lovely Lina the Pink's blast,
Compared to her, your beloved Lord Gaav really sucks ass.
Now your master is dead, he was for nearly a week,
But I doubt anyone will miss that big, ugly freak.
MAI E OAMENI BUNI!
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Mai vin shi alte anime...da mai e...shi asha mia luat o gramada sa le scriu
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Ce dragutz... Cu singura faza... Dragonii nu pot fi imblanziti, altfel as fi eu "your pet dragon"...
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 super interesant! Contiua... (Cat de mult poate sa-mi placa poza aceea Sesshy...)
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Val: ::roars:: HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM THAT??? ::sobs:: Why??? Why did this happen to my poor Lord Gaav? Oh Lord Gaav! He's was so caring and understanding and kind. Why couldn't it have been me??? Why???
Xellos: Yea, why couldn't it have been you? You never shut up.
Jiras: Oh Lord Valgaav, please don't cry! When you cry, I start to cry.
Val: I will have my revenge on her! She will die! ::laughs:: Slowly and painfully! Lord Gaav! ::sob::
Xellos:Sesshy Girl, can we skip this? People can read this part in "Legend Of Lina" you know.
Sesshy Girl: He hated Lina the Pink like poison for weeks and then decided to do something about it. He hired a huntsman to finish her off.
Val: You! I want you to take Lina the Pink into the woods and kill her. And then bring something back to prove you killed her.
Zangulus: Don't you have any servants of your own?
Val: I have servants, but not competent ones.
Zangulus: Oh. Don't you want to do it yourself?
Val: I do but I'll do it if I need to. I need to live for Lord Gaav!
Zangulus: Whatever.
Xellos: Drat. I thought it would be a short fairy tale.
Sesshy Girl: So the huntsman goes and finds Lina the Pink and tells her that he needs to talk with her because he needs her help in doing something. He offers to buy her lunch at a restaurant just on the other side of the woods.
Lina: FOOD!!!! Well sure buddy, if you need my help that badly.
Sesshy Girl.: They head off into the woods. As Lina walks slightly ahead, the huntsman pulls out his sword-
Xellos: It's huge, BABY!
Sesshy Girl: Shut up! And drops it to the ground.
Lina: What the hell?
Zangulus: Please, don't hurt me! I was hired to kill you but I forgot that you were the famous bandit killer and enemy to all who lives. I can't kill you because you'll kick my ass.
Lina: Knock it off.
Zangulus: Either way I'm screwed because if I don't kill you, he'll kill me.
Lina: Here.
Sesshy Girl: She takes out her dagger and cuts her finger letting the blood drip on it.
Xellos: Lina, did that?
Lina: Take this to him. He'll buy it. And I'll never return to this place again.
Zangulus: Thanks.
Lina: What about lunch?
Zangulus: There isn't any restaurant at the end of the forest.
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Nu e cam dureros sa-ti tai degtul? :P Super! Lina tot cu mancarea nu?
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dap....ma bucur ca iti place...mai scriu maine
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Asa sa faci! Astept cu nerabdare!
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k....urmatoarea
Lina: ::growl:: You better leave now, jackass!
Zangulus: ::sweatdrop:: Going!
Xellos: Lina is just too nice.
Sesshy Girl: With that, the huntsman leaves and Lina ventures farther into the dark and scary woods.
Lina: Ha! This place doesn't scare me one bit!
Sesshy Girl.: -where she runs into a family of slugs.
Lina: ::screams:: HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Xellos: I knew that was coming.
Sesshy Girl.: She ran all night and when dawn approached she found herself in front of a cottage.
Lina: Great! I can get some food!
Sesshy Girl.: Lina knocks on the door but no one answers.
Lina: Hello? ::knocks:: Hello? ::opens door:: Well, somebody lives here.
Sesshy Girl.: In the house, there was little furniture and a little table with tons of food on it.
Lina: Works for me. ::munch::
Sesshy Girl.: After she eats all the food, she lays down on one of the beds and goes to sleep. Later that day, seven little chibis return to their cottage.
Seven Chibis: ::singing:: HI HO, HI HO It's off to fight we go!
Xellos: ::laughs:: Sesshy Girl!
C.G.: And they were welcomed home by three more chibis.
Head Chibi: Oh no, not you! Not until you finish your studies!
Youngest Chibi: ::groan:: But mom!
Head Chibi: No buts, young man!
Sesshy Girl.: They notice the door to their cottage is open. They cautiously go through the door.:rofl:
Airhead Chibi: OH NOOOOO!!! The food! ::cries:: NOOO!!!! ::sobs::
Xellos: ::giggle:: How much caffeine were you on when you thought this up?
Sesshy Girl:A lot! I took some with Mogadorian:rofl:
Jerk Chibi: HEYYYY!!!! That girl is sleeping on my bed! And she's sleeping on my spandex!!!
Hot Chibi: I don't think she meant to do it. She looks tired.
Jerk Chibi: Get up, you!
Lina: ::blinks:: Huh?
Jerk Chibi: I will kill you for sleeping on my bed and wrinkling my spandex! ::charges at her::
Sesshy Girl.: Lina punches him hard in the stomach and he goes flying out the window.
Green Chibi: Impossible!
Bald Chibi: ::sweatdrop:: Who is this girl?
Three-Eyed Chibi: I bet she can take Freeza on!
Sesshy Girl.: Lina runs outside where the jerk gets off the ground.
Jerk Chibi: I'm going to blast you for that one!
Blue-haired Chibi: PLEASE, NO KI BLASTING!!!!!
Jerk Chibi: Stand back, woman!
Lina: ::sweatdrop:: Oh brother. Heh. DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!
Sesshy Girl.: And the jerk chibi was sent over a mountain range.
Green Chibi: What power!
Youngest Chibi: We should let her stay and train us!
Airhead Chibi: We have to ask her first.
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lollllll.....stati ca vine shi dragon ball! 
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super... continua... bv bv !!!
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msmsms...
Head Chibi: Hello, there. I am the head chibi here.
Lina: Hi, I'm Lina the Pink! I didn't mean to cause such a fuss.
Hot Chibi: Oh, dad's just a jerk.
Head Chibi: My name is Chi-chi. And this is my husband Goku and that is my son Gohan.
Goku: You ate all the food. ::sniff::
Lina: Sorry about that. ::nervous laughter::
Hot Chibi: I am Trunks and this is my mom Bulma.
Bulma: You sent my husband, Vegeta, flying. He deserves it though. ::rolls eyes:: What an ego.
Chi-chi: This is Krillin and his wife Android 18.
Krillin: Hi there.
Chi-chi: That guy with the third eye is Tien. And finally-
Xellos: MR. SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!
C.G.: NO!!!!!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!!
Chi-chi: That is Piccolo.
Piccolo: ::grunts:: Are you the most powerful fighter in the universe?
Lina: I think my sister is.
Piccolo: ::sweatdrop::
Gohan: Oh could you stay here and train us?
Chi-chi: You have to study! ::drags him out of the room:: And come on girls, we have to make dinner again.
::groan::
Sesshy Girl.: The women chibis leave the room and Vegita flies back inside and goes up to Lina.
Vegita: I have never been beaten so quickly. You truly have the power of a Saiyajin.
Lina: A what?
Goku: Us seven chibis are apart of a fighting group, the Z-Fighters.
Lina: Whatever.
Goku: But are wives make us work in the diamond mine we have all morning and then they make us sell them in the afternoon.
Xellos: Forgot about this part. ::sweatdrop::
Piccolo: We should be training not working in a stupid mine!
Lina: Did you say a diamond mine?
Goku: Yes, and we were wondering if you would sell the diamonds in the afternoon to the nearby kingdoms for us so we can train. We'll be glad to let you stay and help us train in the evening.
Lina: ::smiles:: Sure, I would. ::laughs::
Z-Fighters: Hurray for Master Lina!
Trunks: ::sweatdrop:: Do you think we could really trust her with our diamonds?
Xellos: No, you idiot!
Sesshy Girl.: And so Lina lived happily with the seven Z-fighters and their wives. Meanwhile back at the castle, Valgaav was his usual self again knowing that Lina was dead and he can go moan and complain in peace. Thinking he was so smart one day, he went back to the mirror.
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Cool!!!!!Continua te rog...
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ms....maine ca acuma o fac k?
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ah ce tare e imi place sa mai ui ca e chiar tare
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pe bune???aaaaaawwwww.......kawaii din partea ta!
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 m-am intors! Super fain... feliciatari Sesshy!!! Feeeliciatri! Tot asa!
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super ...continua
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viata e asa de frumoasa
mai ales cind privesti anime 
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Val: Mirror, mirror on the wall
Now is Lord Gaav at peace because of Lina's downfall?
Xellos: Shows how much you know about the outcome of your revenge, you stupid shmuck
There is no peace for your lord, who looked as though his face was smashed in by a truck
The huntsman has lied to you, there was no blood that was shed in the woods
She gave him the dagger and ran as fast as she could
I know you want to know where the evil sorceress is being kept
Here is my answer to you: That is a secret!
Val: ::rages:: I'LL BREAK YOU TO TINY PIECES IF YOU DON'T TELL ME RIGHT NOW, YOU %$#&ing MIRROR!!!!!!!
Xellos: ::sweatdrop:: Ok, ok!
She is living quite happily in the forest so deep
With seven Z-fighters and their wives, so there you scrawny little creep
Val: Grrr! So, she thought she could get away? I'll show her!
Sesshy Girl: So Valgaav pondered day and night about how to destroy her. He calls for his servant.
Val: Jiras!
Xellos: He's going to make Jiras do something embarrassing.
Sesshy Girl: Valgaav dresses Jiras up as an peddler wife. And sent him to the cottage when Lina would be alone.
Xellos: Told you.
Jiras: I said I would do anything for Lord Valgaav but why this? ::sweatdrop:: Oh well, once I kill Lina the Pink, he will be happy again. ::laughs::
Sesshy Girl: Jiras knocks at the door.
Lina: Who's there?
Jiras in lady's voice: Fine wares to sell, fine wares to sell!
Lina: Oh.
Jiras: Oh, good gracious child! What a figure you got! ::sweatdrop:: Well, you have nothing much on top but you have nice legs and a cute little
butt!
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Jiras: My lace will do wonders for you!
Lina: Well, ok. If you say so.
Sesshy Girl: Lina stood there and lets Jiras lace her bodice up.
Jiras: ::thinking:: Oh crap. She's built like a stick and I can't lace this thing tight enough to choke her. ::sweatdrop:: Come on!
Sesshy Girl: Unfortunately for Jiras, the Z-fighters came home.
Jiras: ::sweatdrop:: Crap.
Goku: Who's that?
Lina: Some lady selling laces.
Vegita: Nothing is too good for Master Lina! She is the strongest fighter in the universe! How dare you come here and bother her? She's busy! She can't train us if she's tired! I want to learn her technique!
Jiras: I...uh... ::sweatdrop::
Sesshy Girl: Jiras falls backwards and his disguise falls off.
Jiras: Mommy!
Gohan: Hey that's a guy!
Goku: Hey, mister! What are you up to?
Piccolo: I bet he was trying to strangle Master Lina so evil forces could take over the world!
Vegita: Get him!
Trunks: Right behind you, dad!
Jiras: ::cries:: MOMMY!!!!!!
Sesshy Girl: They beat the living crap out of Jiras and send him home to Valgaav.
Jiras: ::flying through the air:: LORD VALGAAV WILL GET HIS REVENGE!!!!!
Vegita: Lord Valgaav, huh? Never heard of him.
Goku: Well, who ever this guy is will be in big trouble if he tries to hurt Master Lina again.
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suuuuper tare!!!! Inca imi place de Vegita!!! Fooarte bine Sesshy!!!
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Dar nu ai de gand sa mai postezi? Ma ti in suspans?
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